I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
how do straight people even function when they are so fragile that my existence can ruin their marriage, life and ability to raise their children
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
When in doubt, tea.
When happy, tea.
When cold, tea.
When sad, tea.
When sick, tea.
When no inspiration, tea.
When have to leave bed, tea.
When supposed to be doing homework, tea.
When scheming to take over world, tea.
When summoning minor demon, tea.
When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.
Gryffindor. Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw. Slytherin. Long ago, the four houses lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Salazar Slytherin lost his shit.
That’s it, that’s the plot.
*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*
But actually though